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lyrics

You get so nervous
When I walk, walk on by
I’ll do your service
I feed you sweet mashed potato pie
You got that
Knee shake
Little earthquakes in your thigh
I got that EZ bake, preheated at 475

I don’t wanna weigh you down
But if your knees are knocking I’m around
So let me sit on it
let me sit on it

You must be wondering
What I’d look like as your bride
Let’s start to tumbling
How much for a moustache ride
I get so tired
I need a friendly place to pop a squat
So let’s retire
And you can show me what you got

I don’t wanna weigh you down
But if your heavy head should need a crown
let me sit on it
let me sit on it
let me sit on it
let me sit on it

Why do you avoid me?
Is it to destroy me?
I don’t want no other other guy
Just gimme two legs and a thigh
And baby if you make me cry
I’ll smack you smack you smack you

Til I sit on it
Let me sit on it
I’m asking you politely, Can I sit on it
May I sit on it

The kinds of chairs I can think of:

There’s a glider, a slider, a rocker, and a swivel, and a silver, and a swing, and a recliner

But I don’t want no lazy boy
I don’t want no lazy boy
I don’t want no lazy boy
I don’t want no lazy boy
(start acapella here)
I don’t want no lazy boy
I don’t want no lazy boy
I don’t want no lazy boy

I don’t wanna weigh you down
But if your knees are knocking I’m around
But if your heavy head should need a crown
I can take you baby pound for pound oh baby

So let me sit on it
let me sit on it
let me sit-on-it

let me sit on it
sit on it
sit on it

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from Lashed But Not Leashed, track released November 16, 2019

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